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Okay guys,I just got THE BEST IDEA to keep halo alive
Topic Started: Apr 6 2014, 06:54 AM (752 Views)
connybear

okay...so go with me here...this idea might be so FUCKING CRAZY...it just might work. so say instead of each community having their own vent...maybe we could extend the life of the halo community by using...just...1...vent. the ellipses aren't for dramatic effect, btw, i'm thinking this up RIGHT NOW...cuz then that way, people can all be in 1 place and we can just scrim all day and be friends and happy and go to church and hang gays together while being secretly gay. and then...now...stay with me...i BUY the league, for the very low price of $999.99 (i assume there was a 9 at front, because the only reason someone would be STUPID enough to fall for the common store trick of rounding up bcuz the first digit you see if what you think the total is -- for example, 6.99 sticks out in your mind as 6 dollars, even though its really 7. man...i really hope there isnt some poor sapp of an asshole who bought the league for a whole THOUSAND dollars! i got pennies(y) u jelly bro?? hypothetically jelly, of course. does that mean the peanut butter, and thus, the entire SANDWICH is hypothetical? guys, you should all be writing this down) and then run it for a ton of people who couldn't give two shits about anything i say and absolutely hate that i try to control a community i have absolutely zero touch with. so what do you guys think...can we pull this off? save halo? with the power of teamwork...maybe. if we believe in the power of our hearts to succeed, and of COURSE GOD AND JESUS WHO COULD LEAVE THEM OUT?? and the holy trinity..sort of...but bitches aint a part of dis. unless ur any girl besides Ashley, ur a monster who belongs in the dark with the rest of us pimply nerds...and with the power of prayer we may one day join a tolerant, loving society with absolutely no gays or brown people or liberals or anybody who doesn't think exactly like i do! bcuz when people do things differently than me it angers me bcuz i'm an animal who EVOLVED from APES (omg dont tell the pope! he'll make me do...bad things again...to any1 who actually did get molested by a priest and may be reading this, i am so sorry for your tragedy. you are truly a victim. but lets be honest, guys in prison fuck eachother after like a year. what do you think a priest is gonna do with all that pent up sexual energy for, oh, i dont know, their whole fucking adult life? let em fuck women...they're powder kegs man! they're literally going to explode all over whatever is around them and doesn't look male-adulty. we should make comrade obama violate our constitution in the RIGHT way for a chance). lets do it guys...cmon...say it with me...

1vent. 1vent. 1vent. feel that? that's life...being breathed into this game via each of your diaphragm, and of course, the diaphragm of god. lets do it people!! halopc4life! man...halopc4life...sure catchy. should be the name of a community video or something. hmm..i got all kinds of ideas.

HALO 4 LIFE!! 1 VENT!! HOLDING HANDS!! JESUSUSUSUUSUSUSUUSUSUS
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I thought there was a special illuminati code in your capped words. Disappointed

Also Sam stop posting on cons account dude


Edit: oh yea last count was 3k tbh
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connybear
Apr 6 2014, 06:54 AM
okay...so go with me here...this idea might be so FUCKING CRAZY...it just might work. so say instead of each community having their own vent...maybe we could extend the life of the halo community by using...just...1...vent. the ellipses aren't for dramatic effect, btw, i'm thinking this up RIGHT NOW...cuz then that way, people can all be in 1 place and we can just scrim all day and be friends and happy and go to church and hang gays together while being secretly gay. and then...now...stay with me...i BUY the league, for the very low price of $999.99 (i assume there was a 9 at front, because the only reason someone would be STUPID enough to fall for the common store trick of rounding up bcuz the first digit you see if what you think the total is -- for example, 6.99 sticks out in your mind as 6 dollars, even though its really 7. man...i really hope there isnt some poor sapp of an asshole who bought the league for a whole THOUSAND dollars! i got pennies(y) u jelly bro?? hypothetically jelly, of course. does that mean the peanut butter, and thus, the entire SANDWICH is hypothetical? guys, you should all be writing this down) and then run it for a ton of people who couldn't give two shits about anything i say and absolutely hate that i try to control a community i have absolutely zero touch with. so what do you guys think...can we pull this off? save halo? with the power of teamwork...maybe. if we believe in the power of our hearts to succeed, and of COURSE GOD AND JESUS WHO COULD LEAVE THEM OUT?? and the holy trinity..sort of...but bitches aint a part of dis. unless ur any girl besides Ashley, ur a monster who belongs in the dark with the rest of us pimply nerds...and with the power of prayer we may one day join a tolerant, loving society with absolutely no gays or brown people or liberals or anybody who doesn't think exactly like i do! bcuz when people do things differently than me it angers me bcuz i'm an animal who EVOLVED from APES (omg dont tell the pope! he'll make me do...bad things again...to any1 who actually did get molested by a priest and may be reading this, i am so sorry for your tragedy. you are truly a victim. but lets be honest, guys in prison fuck eachother after like a year. what do you think a priest is gonna do with all that pent up sexual energy for, oh, i dont know, their whole fucking adult life? let em fuck women...they're powder kegs man! they're literally going to explode all over whatever is around them and doesn't look male-adulty. we should make comrade obama violate our constitution in the RIGHT way for a chance). lets do it guys...cmon...say it with me...

1vent. 1vent. 1vent. feel that? that's life...being breathed into this game via each of your diaphragm, and of course, the diaphragm of god. lets do it people!! halopc4life! man...halopc4life...sure catchy. should be the name of a community video or something. hmm..i got all kinds of ideas.

HALO 4 LIFE!! 1 VENT!! HOLDING HANDS!! JESUSUSUSUUSUSUSUUSUSUS
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connybear

adrian, i'll have a question for you: if you had to guess, what drug was i under the influence of while writing my epic halo proposal? besides alc/weed aka the CONSTANTS :D and whose this sam person...is he some asshole trying to rip off my legendary 1 vent idea? lmao...well you know what, GOOD LUCK asshole cuz everybody saw my post first and GRANT, not SAM, will be halo's savior. and if you so test me so fucking help me god i'll swing down to fort meyers pick up gorilladick aka qmp, make him do a SHIT TON of crack, and tell him there's more crack in your asshole and its a special type of crack that he can only absorb through his phallic tissue. BIIIIIIITCH

p.s. YO ADRIAN...i lost all my numbers. text fucker!
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cocaine? your number still end in 6370?
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Erosion
Apr 6 2014, 08:05 AM
cocaine? your number still end in 6370?
yezzir. and close. its not white girl persay...but its a common white girl name. from a country like...ireland
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I'm a let you finish con, but

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All players and captains will compete with the expectation of posting of no-alias PCRs showing the map for ALL matches by the winning team on monthly threads for points/prizes, no cheating, no ringing/ aliasing, and 100% use of sanctioned voice server ONLY.


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the first rule of fight club is
Mario World, Zelda:ALttP, Castlevania IV, Super Metroid, Doom, HeXen,
Quake, II,III,IV, Mario Kart 64, Elder Scrolls III, IV, Halo Custom Edition, Halo Reach, Halo 4, Planetside 2

http://radio.securenetsystems.net/v5/WAYRAM

Forget about good, evil, heaven, hell, God, Jesus and salvation,
forget about truth, derived authority, rule of law, and moral law;
forget about dignity, productivity, family, and economy.

Liberalism/ progressivism, secularism/ humanism,
materialism, narcissistic consumerism, socialism, communism,
atheism, self worship, universalism,
Darwinian marco-evolution/ racism/ animism, pantheism,
sexuality as religion, abortion, murder, authoritarianism, cultism, nihilism, and culture:
they are your God now.
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now that con is drugged he can communicate with sam!

YOU FOUND A WAY CON!
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he did this on facebook too..

what kinda drugs you taking con?
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connybear

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Apr 6 2014, 10:00 AM
he did this on facebook too..

what kinda drugs you taking con?
yeah i went HAM. you'd be surprised how a gram of molly affects the brain...
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Apr 6 2014, 09:16 AM
I'm a let you finish con, but

Step #1
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All players and captains will compete with the expectation of posting of no-alias PCRs showing the map for ALL matches by the winning team on monthly threads for points/prizes, no cheating, no ringing/ aliasing, and 100% use of sanctioned voice server ONLY.


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the first rule of fight club is
im not on this list
i defeated you
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th!wy
Apr 6 2014, 09:26 AM
now that con is drugged he can communicate with sam!

YOU FOUND A WAY CON!
the world is a better place when you're drugged up LOL! tolerance for stupidity goes downnnnnn
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I snorted two marijuanas yesterday

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great tea master sen no rikyu
grylon
Apr 6 2014, 11:55 AM
th!wy
Apr 6 2014, 09:26 AM
now that con is drugged he can communicate with sam!

YOU FOUND A WAY CON!
the world is a better place when you're drugged up LOL! tolerance for stupidity goes downnnnnn
yeah, because worldly quality is defined by tolerance of the stupid.

and lol @ skyson
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Apr 6 2014, 12:09 PM
grylon
Apr 6 2014, 11:55 AM
th!wy
Apr 6 2014, 09:26 AM
now that con is drugged he can communicate with sam!

YOU FOUND A WAY CON!
the world is a better place when you're drugged up LOL! tolerance for stupidity goes downnnnnn
yeah, because worldly quality is defined by tolerance of the stupid.

and lol @ skyson
tryina fight? i can throw down dawg
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Apr 6 2014, 11:55 AM
I snorted two marijuanas yesterday
whoa...wait, how many marijuanas are in one pot? shit i'm confused...all i know is skyson's a BITCH :D
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yo skyson...how about a game of basketball? you and your friends...vs me, and the revolution. assemble your crew...
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Apr 6 2014, 11:42 AM
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Apr 6 2014, 09:16 AM
I'm a let you finish con, but

Step #1
All players and captains mantain posted rosters for eligibility for matches and agree to:

Step #2
All players and captains will compete with the expectation of posting of no-alias PCRs showing the map for ALL matches by the winning team on monthly threads for points/prizes, no cheating, no ringing/ aliasing, and 100% use of sanctioned voice server ONLY.


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the first rule of fight club is
im not on this list
im defeated you
think again.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Ap8emrWh0izNdGVkMktWMkZfaUo2SjRPdFZvQlVaZVE#gid=0
Mario World, Zelda:ALttP, Castlevania IV, Super Metroid, Doom, HeXen,
Quake, II,III,IV, Mario Kart 64, Elder Scrolls III, IV, Halo Custom Edition, Halo Reach, Halo 4, Planetside 2

http://radio.securenetsystems.net/v5/WAYRAM

Forget about good, evil, heaven, hell, God, Jesus and salvation,
forget about truth, derived authority, rule of law, and moral law;
forget about dignity, productivity, family, and economy.

Liberalism/ progressivism, secularism/ humanism,
materialism, narcissistic consumerism, socialism, communism,
atheism, self worship, universalism,
Darwinian marco-evolution/ racism/ animism, pantheism,
sexuality as religion, abortion, murder, authoritarianism, cultism, nihilism, and culture:
they are your God now.
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con on molly makes more sense than sam normally. sam's brain confirmed as fried
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Jun 2 2010, 08:24 AM
blade you can post screenshots of you beating people like louie in 1v1s as much as you want (seriosly with your sound, set up, and stopwatch you shouldnt lose a 1v1) but it doesnt change the fact that he is 20x the player you are.
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Apr 6 2014, 01:28 PM
con on molly makes more sense than sam normally. sam's brain confirmed as fried
yeah that's pretty sad. even for having been raised with the 48th best education in the country (or 3rd worst, for you glass-half-empty assholes) sam is 7 shades of stupid. and thats by FLORIDA standards...which might as well be nigeria.
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connybear
Apr 6 2014, 12:36 PM
yo skyson...how about a game of basketball? you and your friends...vs me, and the revolution. assemble your crew...
sure. must warn you though, my floater is nasty.

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a taste of con on fb:

"does anybody else realize that "f***" is the be-all end-all to swear words? like...you can't say "what the s***" or "what the t*ts" or "holy bastard!" only f*** is applicable amongst all situations...hence it is the master swear word. that is all. any objections, call jay. f***, f***, mother mother f*** f*** rollin w*** rollin b***** schmokin (tobacco) drinkin (capri sun)"

it's a a pleasure honestly
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Feb 26 2014, 11:22 PM
mikee, dont make me destroy you.
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Apr 6 2014, 01:46 PM
connybear
Apr 6 2014, 12:36 PM
yo skyson...how about a game of basketball? you and your friends...vs me, and the revolution. assemble your crew...
sure. must warn you though, my floater is nasty.
floater? hmm...okay, we can run Computer Blue to get you wide open.


lmao hey at least i censored that status...but in my defense jay and silent bob's song is amazing

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